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The Changing Outlook.

Greetings again underlings.

I’ve had a lot of people ask me about my change in outlook. As many have pointed out, while I am not yet a Millionaire, I am the Millionaire and I’ve had a few queries regarding how this whole thing works. Well, you see it’s quite simple. A great man once said that to become a Millionaire, you must think like a Millionaire; be the Millionaire in every aspect of your life. So, aspirations in hand, I discarded my old bourgeois shell and became the sparkling example of humanity that you now excitedly read the many, many posts of. An added benefit is that, as a Millionaire, I also get away with lying from time to time.

So, now that I’m the Millionaire, what transitions have been made? Well, obviously there’s the psychological transition. I now have a deep understanding of what it is like to be the Millionaire, certainly a better one than the vast majority of my readers will ever have. The most jarring transition of all though has been the physical one. The physical one is very hard to describe, but fortunately, I have kept an accurate record photographically.

Transition to Millionaire

This pair of pictures perfectly captures my transition from commoner to Millionaire.

Of course, I’ve already done the hard work for you. It was rough, but one of us had to do it, and it’s a good thing that the better of us has done it. Now all you need to do is the easy part. Make it so. I may have mentioned this before, but there’s a button on the right hand side of the page where you’re able to give me money. You should do that.

– The Millionaire

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