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Finality.

Hi, my equals.

Today I’ve decided to give up the ghost. It’s taken the likes of Horg and my anonymous detractor on Formspring to realise it, but this is horribly, horribly wrong. This project has been the very epitome of selfish greedy destruction, the very thing which has our world by the throat and is destroying it for people like you and me. I was petitioning my fellow human beings to help me become the very thing that keeps us down and keeps us poor, and I’m sorry.

The $205 that I have collected so far will be donated to charities. I’m willing to take suggestions at charitable@chipinmillionaire.com – perhaps that money can go to someone who, unlike me, truly needs it.

I’m sorry that I’ve wasted your time and effort. Thank you to Horg and my anonymous detractor for helping me to see that this kind of selfish greed is indeed everything that is wrong with the world, and turn things around on this day, Friday the 1st of April, 2011. I hope now that I can start to make a real difference in the world.

 

– The Commoner.

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5 Comments

  1. YASMIN JAMILAH ASHTON says:

    DEAR SWEET AND FUNNY MILLIONAIRE
    I HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOU ARE WELL GOD WILLING AMEEN. YOU ARE AMAZING. I HAVE LAUGHED OUT LOUD READING YOUR ARTICLES. I WOULD LIKE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOU GOD WILLING. I LIKE YOUR SAYING THAT ‘PEOPLE ARE JUST A COMMODITY UNLESS THEY ARE A MILLIONAIRE’. I PRAYED ASKING GOD TO MAKE ME A MILLIONAIRESS AND THEN I STARTED LEARNING ABOUT FOREX AND THE GLOBAL STOCK MARKETS. ACTUALLY IT IS QUITE AN INTENSE STORY BUT I CAN FEEL THAT MILLIONAIRESS STATUS IS COMING TO ME GOD WILLING. I HOPE TO KEEP IN TOUCH WITH YOU NOT ONLY BECAUSE YOU ARE A MILLIONAIRE BUT RATHER BECAUSE I THINK THAT YOU ARE QUITE INTELLIGENT IN THE WAY YOU WRITE AND THAT PERHAPS YOU ARE A DEEP THINKER. ANYWAY I HOPE AND PRAY THAT YOU ARE A GOOD PERSON WITH A SINCERE HEART AND THAT WE MAY BE ABLE TO KEEP CONTACT. PLEASE EMAIL ME ON THE EMAIL ADDRESS I HAVE PROVIDED HEREIN. MAY GOD GUIDE AND BLESS YOU AMEEN. MAY GOD MAKE ME A MILLIONAIRESS AMEEN.
    CHEERS
    BEST WISHES&HAPPINESS
    YASMIN JAMILAH ASHTON
    CANARY WHARF, LONDON.

    1. Greetings Yasmin.

      Thank you for referring to me as sweet, though I do not understand the ‘funny’ part. I guess as a Millionaire, I am inherently funnier than other people. I am glad to hear that you are slowly becoming a Millionairess, though your method sounds like far too much work for me. I can only hope that you are successful and proceed to invite me to all future Millionaire Parties.

      Sincerely,
      The Millionaire

  2. yasmina says:

    DEAR SWEET MILLIONAIRE
    I HOPE YOU ARE WELL GOD WILLING AMEEN. I DO NOT THINK YOU SHOULD REFER TO US AS ‘PEASANTS’. I THINK A GREAT NAME FOR YOUR TOP HAT WOULD BE ‘CHESS’ THE REASON BEING IN TIM BURTON’S ALICE IN WONDERLAND FILM HATTER WORE A TOP HAT WHICH CHESS THE CAT TRANSFORMED INTO WITH HIS AMAZING EVAPOURATING SKILLS WHEN HATTER WAS ORDERED TO BE BEHEADED BY THE RED QUEEN. I THINK THIS IS A POSH BLACK AND WHITE ELOQUENT NAME FOR YOUR TOP HAT AND MAY I BE THE WINNER AWARDED ONE MILLION POUNDS STERLING?
    CHEERS&LOVEYOU
    YASMINA

    1. Greetings Yasmina.

      I appreciate the ‘sweet’ part, as you clearly understand how things work. As far as referring to people as peasants, that is, unfortunately, unavoidable. Chess is an excellent name for my hat, and one which I will take under consideration. I’ll be adding it to my poll. Unfortunately for you, there is no such prize for naming my hat. The winning hat name gains only the honour of having named my hat.

      Sincerely,
      The Millionaire.

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