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Posts from ‘July, 2010’

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I’ve made it to the big time.

Many, many thanks to you, my lower class friends. The website hit a new milestone yesterday. I, your favorite Millionaire, have had to moderate spam comments. I’ve made it. I am somebody. Clearly, people think that by adding their unsolicited advertising here on the ChipIn Millionaire, they can draw some serious water. Twice now they […]

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Mornings

When I’m a Millionaire, I’m either going to buy a coffee plantation or pay people to leave me alone until at least 10am. – The Millionaire.

The Help

This time, we’re talking about the one thing any Millionaire with self respect would never do. Manual labour. Millionaires don’t do things. We pay people to do those things.

A Briefish Progress Analysis

Hail and well met, humble traveler. It is once again I, your Millionaire. I thought today that we might like to take a quick look at the statistics that have been generated by the site so far. 7 days have passed since we started this wild million dollar ride and in that time, we’ve had […]

A Quick Clarification

Greetings again, wageslaves. It is I again, the Millionaire, with a very brief update. In my last post I mentioned my Millionaire trousers. Many of my less fortunate fans have e-mailed me asking what Million dollar trousers are exactly. I can only pity the soul who is so destitute to have no idea what Million […]

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Getting there like a Millionaire

Greetings again my underprivileged readers! The time has come to discuss one of the many ways I intend to spend your money. Of course, one of the most important things for anyone, let alone a Millionaire, is travelling in style. Of course, a Millionaire has a wider range of far, far more stylish options than […]

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My (former) People.

Hi-ho plebs! Welcome back to another fascinating installment here at ChipIn Millionaire. I’d like to take this opportunity to remind you that we’re not a dating site, we’re a relationship giving me seemingly inconsequential sums of money site. So please, encourage your friends to give me seemingly inconsequential sums of money. All of them. As […]

Fiscal Projections

Welcome once again to a new day of money-making, my very, very generous friends.

It is time once again to discuss our progress on the million-dollar goal.

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Fitting In

Greetings again my very, very generous friends.

I write to you today of the trouble I shall face once I have become a millionaire. Of course, being a millionaire, I will need to reduce my association with non-millionaires and enjoy all that life has to offer at millionaire parties. The problem comes when you consider fitting in. As a newly raised millionaire, I will need to purchase several things. This post discusses the most important of all, the Top Hat.

Current Estimates!

Greetings my less-fortunate friends.

Time to give you guys a quick update on how this online non-charity telethon is coming along. Remember, our operators are standing by to take your money. Please, give as much as you can to this very, very … existing cause.

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