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Poor use of a Million Dollars – Volume II

Greetings once again underlings. I come to you to bring you a story of great woe which has befallen one of my brethren. Before I continue too far, however, I should point out that the title of this post, while in keeping with the title of the previous post on this topic, is not entirely true. […]

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A Close Shave

Greetings once again, lowlings. It is I, once again, your Millionaire, bidding you good day. And how, I hear you ask, can one ensure that it is a good day? Well, my friends readers it’s quite simple. There are three simple steps, which I am happy to enlighten you on. Be a Millionaire ??? Good […]

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Millionaire Vacations

Greetings once again peons. As I declared last time, in this post I will bring you a gift of knowledge, because that’s the kind of benevolent millionaire I am. As those who have read the aforementioned previous post should well know, my time between postings has been spent investigating Millionaire leisure time in great detail, […]

A fine expenditure

Welcome back again, labourers. I come back to you after an admittedly overlong absence in order to inform you of an excellent purchase for someone of my exceptional wealth and class. I’ve been informed by a reliable source that it is a reasonable investment, even for a layperson. An early prototype of a fully contained […]

Poor Use of a Million Dollars.

Greetings again my loyal readers.

In my travels across the Internet today, I came across the story of a Swedish gentleman. This gentleman has found a novel way to spend a million dollars. It’s one I hadn’t considered, and with good reason.

Getting there like a Millionaire

Greetings again my underprivileged readers! The time has come to discuss one of the many ways I intend to spend your money. Of course, one of the most important things for anyone, let alone a Millionaire, is travelling in style. Of course, a Millionaire has a wider range of far, far more stylish options than […]

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Fitting In

Greetings again my very, very generous friends.

I write to you today of the trouble I shall face once I have become a millionaire. Of course, being a millionaire, I will need to reduce my association with non-millionaires and enjoy all that life has to offer at millionaire parties. The problem comes when you consider fitting in. As a newly raised millionaire, I will need to purchase several things. This post discusses the most important of all, the Top Hat.

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Spending the Cash

They say your first million is the hardest to make, and I’m certainly finding that to be true at the moment. $0.00 is not the most impressive amount, but I’ve been at this for a day now and I have to persevere.

So, here’s the big problem I face at the moment. Once I have my One Million Dollars, I’ll then need to spend it somehow. Of course, that’s going to have to be my cross to bear, but I do intend to burden my readers with my whining about it.

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