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Merry Christmas

Season’s greetings to you underlings. It is again that time of year where trees are murdered and houses are draped in foil, crystals and lighting in a desperate attempt to make your lower class lives seem that much more lavish and extravagant. Your houses turn into grotesque mockeries of Millionaire Estates, while mine briefly and […]

Incompetence in the Ranks

Greetings again, potential hirelings. I come to you with a grave story, an unthinkable one. My ever-faithful diminutive manservant, the frequently mentioned Rodney has failed me. I’m not going to invoke the cliche here and declare that he has failed me for the final time, but I must admit that he’s getting pretty close. So, I’m […]

A Triumphant Return Part II – Millionaire Ascendant

Greetings once again, paupers of all stripes. How you have managed to endure without my attentions for so long continues to perplex and amaze me. Lesser beings such as yourselves are not known for your ability to cope with a lack of authority without devolving into some form of moneyless anarchistic state. But, as the […]

A word to my enraptured readers.

Hello holy plebeians. Just a quick note to let you know that if you’re planning on being enraptured this weekend, there’s no greater cause for those left behind than to support a Millionaire. You won’t be needing your worldly goods where you’re going, so please spare a thought for one prospective Millionaire who will be left […]


A Naming System

Greetings Peons. It is I, your Millionaire, with you once again to quickly discuss the last topic of conversation. I’ve decided after some community consultation that the best way to proceed is to allow you to have some level of input on the naming of my brand new Top Hat. To that end, I’ve created […]


Another Milestone

Greetings lowborn. I, your Millionaire, have today passed a milestone. No, it’s not a donations based milestone (Since I haven’t had a donation in over 6 months now, seriously, what is wrong with you people?), but in fact, another footstep on my Millionaire journey. Yes folks, that’s right. I arrived at home today to find […]

A Cunning Ploy.

Hello again Filthy Peasants. Being the 2nd of April now in several places, I feel I should clear a few things up. Any descriptions of me that would describe me as common are flawed, and you are most certainly not my equal. The suggestion that I find my selfish greed to be a bad thing […]


Hi, my equals. Today I’ve decided to give up the ghost. It’s taken the likes of Horg and my anonymous detractor on Formspring to realise it, but this is horribly, horribly wrong. This project has been the very epitome of selfish greedy destruction, the very thing which has our world by the throat and is […]

Supporting Your Millionaire

Greetings again Paupers. It is I, your Millionaire. For once, I do not come to you bearing the gift of the knowledge of the upper class, but come asking you for your assistance. No, for once this isn’t a suggestion that you donate now though that is, as always, welcome. Today I ask for your […]

Question Time

Greetings again, labourers. I come bearing some excellent news. Your humble Millionaire is now sharing my grand wisdom at in an attempt to better understand the questions you have regarding Millionaires. Should you wish to ask me a question, you can do so by visiting the following website: Of course, should you have a […]